Untitled (On Purpose)

Jul 10

the-unnatural-disaster:

always reblog the gay-off

May 22
May 21

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

May 21

itsjustaswell:

runningtothefinish:

blondegirlfit:

clype:

He gets it.

actually so powerful

praise this post

what doesn’t this man get right..seriously.

May 21

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

May 21

constrixii:

dionthesocialist:

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

i dont know man, my ceiling is pretty straight

image

May 21
0riginal:

ciggeret:

stfulily:

pocketsext:

Look at that van go

that comment makes me uncomfortable

why?

van gogh

0riginal:

ciggeret:

stfulily:

pocketsext:

Look at that van go

that comment makes me uncomfortable

why?

van gogh

May 21
picturesque-scene:

they saw the chance
they took the chance

picturesque-scene:

they saw the chance

they took the chance

May 20
  • Biggest lie told in schools: Bullying will not be tolerated.
May 20

So there’s only one channel in this motel,

robbidybobbin:

madeofmetals:

This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.

They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.

Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE STORY ON ALL OF TUMBLR.